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Forgive Me, Blogosphere, For I Have Sinned

Wow, what is with this title today??

Well, anyways, I just wanted to apologize, because I have totally NOT been posting on here, or reading comments, or anything. BAD mistress. BAD!

I know, I know, who really reads this anyways? But, for those who commented on my Wishlist, I am sorry in advance!!

I send you tons of hugs and sloppy wet drooley kisses to help make up for it. :D

I wuv you guys, I couldn't be anywhere on this darned thing if it wasn't for you! ^_^ Sort of. And Blogspot. Yes...WORSHIP BLOGSPOT...I guess.

You know, some people think that I don't have enough clothes on for this blog, but you know what??? You guys can suck my big dick, which is probably already bigger than yours...because, I really don't think I look all that bad, and why not be open and out about things? What is there to hide? If you don't like it, all you have to do is close the page. :)

This person the other day I know, who I shall call Bill (unfortunately not a sexy asshole vampire, know.) said to me, "It was creepy, it was like opening up a Playboy and seeing someone you knew." Well, THANKS, Bill. I take that as a compliment! That says two things: I am sexy enough to be in Playboy and you could jack off looking at me. Hopefully you're not, seeing as you have a girlfriend, but whatever floats your boat. But, just so you know, Bill...I AM WATCHING. YOU.

Anyways, I had a fan-fucking-tastic Christmas and New Years, and I really think this next year is gonna be a kick-ass year. BRING IT. Just...gently, you know? To quote Mommy Wants Vodka: "This year is going to be the Year of Me," and I completely agree. Call me selfish, but, you know, I AM the only person around here that MATTERS.


Anyways, I really wish we could have had mashed-potatoes for new years so I could stick my dick in it just like Crissy.

Not that I have a dick.

That you know of.

Anyways, even if I did, it would be big, silicone, veiny, and purple. Like, violet purple. Because I can.

Doesn't having monies rock??!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!! *evil cackle*

What did you guys do for your Christmas break, other than fantasizing about me and Crissy sticking our dicks in the mashed potatoes?


Wish List Deliciousness

Disclaimer, stolen from Essin' Em:

Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered…whatever you’re comfortable with) to your LJ or Myspace or Blog. The important thing is to make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it’s your address or just an email address at which you can be contacted by potential wish-grantors, real or imaginary.
- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your post, so that the holiday joy will spread.
Step Two
- Surf around your friends list/blogroll/RSS feeds (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list.
- If you see a wish you can grant, and it’s in your heart to do so, make someone’s wish come true. Sometimes someone’s trash is another’s treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don’t want or a gift certificate you won’t use–or even know where you could get someone’s dream purebred Basset Hound for free–do it.
You needn’t spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn’t to put people out, it’s to provide everyone a chance to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not–it’s your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just…wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you’ll have the joy of knowing you made someone’s holiday special.

Okay, so, Hey Epiphora and a few other bloggers have been posting their wishlists on their blogs, and I really like the idea of doing that. I would love to try and fulfill anyone else's wishes, so if they want, they can post theirs on here, and I would love to look them over!!! I am feeling very into giving this year, so I would love to help!

So, I think mine would have to be:

1. Fuzzy Socks. Epiphora made a very good point. I love fuzzy socks and I loove having my feet warm - what a good combination!

2. Someone to make me a banner for my blog. That would be super cool, even if no one reads my blog. STILL.

3. Anything on my Sex Toy Wishlist, of course.

4. Someone to sing me Merry Christmas. For some reason, this sounds appealing...if someone wanted to send me a recording of them singing Merry Christmas to me? That would make my year. (Send it to samwise (underscore) gamgee27 (at) hotmail (dot) com.

5. A Liberator Fascinator Shag Throe. I squirt everywhere with my Lelo Ella, and it soaking through the towels and sheets makes a mess and drives me crazy. Rose hates doing laundry.

6. Comfortable Sweatpants, size M women and size S men's usually. I love sweatpants...can't get enough of them.

7. Converse High Tops with purple shoelaces...that would be so cool. I am a size 7 men.

8. Any books. Especially fantasy books. I LOVE READING. It is my escape.

9. Candles!! I love candles. They always set the mood for everything. Any kind works, I loove candles.

10. Cirque du Soleil tickets for KOOZA coming to Seattle in June 2010. This would be a perfect graduation present for me, and I don't even care if I get nosebleed seats so long as I get to go. I am a Cirque du Soleil whore. Or anything Cirque du Soleil related, I don't care! I love it that much.

11. Money for my mom. I would love for her to have some extra cash so she could treat herself to something. Like, a spa pass or something so she could have nice quality Mom time with herself for once, without being disturbed.

12. Sexy lingerie. I don't have a thing, and I would love to feel and be actually sexy...some higher quality stuff than walmart brand. Not that I have anything against Walmart, but a girl loves to feel pampered! I am size 36-D usually in bra, and probably M to L in panties/ size 8 young women...or so.

13. A job. I would really love a job. I need monies. Not that anyone could help me with that, really, unless you live rediculously close to me, which is doubtful, but you know. This IS my wishlist after all!

14. Aerial/Acrobat lessons. I want to run away to the circus!! Yes please.

15. Mini-speakers that you can plug into a CD player or MP3 player...I really like listening to music in the shower, but I don't have mini-speakers that are easy to plug in!! :S

I don't expect anyone to get me anything, but it was fun to think about!!!

What would you want/want to give for the holidays?


Sexy Awesomeness, that's me!

So, first thing's first: Here is a lovely picture of the contents of the Astroglide Gift Basket which I won from Toy With Me. It was WAY more stuff than I thought, so I am extremely grateful!!

As you can see, this includes:


(I think it's hilarious that this picture was saved as 11069...snort...69...haahahaha...Yes, I know it's immature! Stop laughing at me!)

-Six small to large bottles of Astroglide, different brands (including a fancy 'all natural' kind, ooOOOooo)
-Three mini sample bottles
-Astroglide Temporary Tatoos (I am so putting one on my butt and taking a picture...cause I CAN.
-Some 'Please Do Not Disturb' signs, which were desperately needed. I can't really make woopie when people constantly knock on my room door.
-An Astroglide Coffee Thermos, which is FABULOUS and unexpected. I really needed one...and what better than it to say "ASTROGLIDE" in purple letters?!
-Some weird mint thingies that are vaguely cinnamon flavored and have 'astroglide' on the tins.

I KNOW, right??? Is that not Teh Shit?? Thanks again, Toy With Me!!!!

Oh, is another contest to win yourself some cool swag!!

In this contest, by posting these gorgeous EdenCafe banners on or in your blog, you can be entered to win! Click the links, for real!! They are hosted by Eden Fantasys, which all of us in the sexy-time toy bloggosphere know are Teh Shit for selling high quality sex toys, books, lubes, and more. Go buy something!!



Aren't they pretty?? oooOOOooo.

I am also putting one in the side bar link...CLICK IT! You know you want to!!

You can enter the contest yourself, here:


It's a Lucky Day!!

Today, I won an Astroglide Gift Basket via @Toywithme for my huge enthusiasm about what exactly IF I had a penis for a day!! How AWESOME is that?? Thank you Toy With Me, and Astroglide!! WOOHOO. I shall report back like a good little blogger to let you all know how the lubes hold up against my insatiable sexual appetite.

I was also posted again on Boob Emancipation!!! OH YEAH. They just couldn't resist posting a picture of me again. I know, right?? My ta-tas are just THAT juicy and delicious. Ohh, yeah. I make myself smile.

I also went to Bellingham today and saw my sister. She is doing well in her new place with her roommates. I wish her the best of luck!! While there, I walked around town with my sister and my mom, and we looked at shops. The Sister showed me an AWESOME huge record store, which had almost everything you could imagine there that I like! So I bought myself a Prefab Sprout CD (From Langley Park to Memphis) and PJ Harvey's Is This Desire? They are FABU. I adore Prefab Sprout, they are full of Teh Awesome. And I figured I'd like to have a PJ Harvey CD for myself, so...why not?

While wandering around in an empty alley way I also found some amazing graffiti by the back door of some club place that Teh Sister likes to go to. I will post pictures...cause they are just THAT awesomesauce.

I mean, Jesus on a freakin T-Rex? Really???!! HAHA!!!






SUPER COOL, right?? I love Bellingham.

Win Delicious Sex Toys by Answering this Question...!!

Well, bloggies, I am here to repost a blog from Heartbreak Nymphomania!! I want to win, but I want other people to try and win, too, because it's FUN!! So, here is a repost about her blog, and I'd like to know what it means to you, TOO!! :D

What does your gender mean to YOU?

This might seem like too much of a queer-centric contest, but even if you don't play with your gender necessarily, I'm sure you still have feelings about your gender.

Lately, I've been thinking about my own gender more, and while appear mostly feminine, I often wish that I could wake up and just pick whatever gender I wanted to be that day, and be it. Soon I'm going to be doing a series of posts/HNTs exploring my own gender(fucking), and I'm really looking forward to reading about other people's takes on gender. I thought combining a shout out for feedback with a contest would be cool.


I'm not giving away as much as I was for my last contest, but the prizes are still pretty sweet:

1. A Femblossom Heat from Emotional Bliss!

Not only does this vibrator vibrate, it heats up, matching the speed and frequency of the vibrations. After you use it, the Femblossom also secretes an antibacterial agent which means you can clean it with a quick wipe.

Specs: variable speeds + frequency, curved to fit the body, lats from 90-240 minutes, heats up + self-cleaning.

2. A Tantus Ryder!

Specs: silicone, 4.1" length and 1.5" diameter.

3. A Lelo Bo from Tabu Toys!

Specs: silicone, rechargable battery, lasts for up to 2 hours.

How to Enter:

To enter, you need to do two things:

1. Leave a comment on this post in response to the question: What does your gender mean to you?
2. Spread the word about the contest! Either reblog or retweet. Or both, if you wish. If you're reblogging, exact text would be best (don't hotlink to the images, though), and you can add your own words to it. Link to the blog post in a comment. You can only do this a minimum of once. If you're retweeting, do so at least once and a maximum of ten times, and use the following text: RT @wilhelminawang What does your gender mean to you? Answer and win some sex toys!
3. (Optional) Subscribe to my RSS feed and let me know in your comment that you have :)

Each comment, reblog and retweet will earn you one "entry" into the contest, and after all the entries are in I'll use a randomizer to select the winner :) Yep, only one winner this time.

Deadline to enter: November 21st, midnight, EST.

The Fine Print:

- Tabu Toys is only willing to ship within the continental US. If you're not in the continental US, you can still enter, but if you win I will request that you cover shipping costs because otherwise I'll have to pay for it out of my own pocket. You can pay for the costs via PayPal.



Today is a great day for body parts, my friends!!!

Not only is there an ingenious post on Toy With Me about what you would do if you had a penis for a day (Which I definitely commented on...HILARITY) but I was also posted on Boob Emancipation again! And I am due to be posted there again TOMORROW!! Oh YEAH!!

I am happy. How about you?? What would you guys do if you had a penis for a day? Or ta-tas for a day? I'd like to know.

Personally, I'd pull a Crissy and run around the house with a strap on dildo. Make it an extra large purple one and you've got Hermaphrodite She-Man to the rescue!! HO YEAH!

hermaphrodite vs. crotchrotian from the gilberts on Vimeo.

I can't find the actual blog post where Crissy runs around grabbing herself but BOY IS IT AMAZING...

Anyways. I'm gonna go off and continue having no life. :)


Were the World Mine

I know I haven't written in a while...I just haven't been able to bring myself to blog, when my last post BOTHERS ME...I mean...I can't figure out, for the life of me, how to adjust the margins, so the P-wolf video I uploaded is all weird. Oh, man, you definitely should watch that video, though, because it is SEXY.

Speaking of sexy, I posted my own kinky sex-toy experiences on toywithme lately. That blog is amazing!!

Oh! I also won an OhMiBod Club Vibe from @ohmibod on Twitter. She is constantly giving away delicious music-powered vibrators, so follow her to get some swag!

Why do all the pretty, pretty, pretty boys have to be gay? Okay, not all of boyfriend is damn fine. HAH...but some men, you just kind of die a little when you see them, and then WHAM you find out they are gay. Talk about a bummer. Thaat was random...

Speaking of random, I submitted more pictures to Boob Emancipation! If you haven't seen their website, check it is AMAZING. All about freeing the ta-tas and stuff...all delicious.

Oh, I am soon to post my own review of Lelo Ella...because I can. And, I am soon to recieve that OhMiBod Club Vibe that I mentioned earlier, so maybe I can squeak out a review on that.